Our Sacred Ethos
- Be hot.
- Be confusing.
- Pretend it’s art.
If you can’t explain it at brunch, it probably belongs here.
Mission Statement
- To elevate nonsense into a lifestyle.
- To take memes where no meme has dared to twerk before.
- To be the philosophical middle finger extended lovingly toward reality itself.
Core Values
- Chaos: Because order is for spreadsheets.
- Community: We’re all in this weird little internet soup together.
- Skankergy: A renewable emotional resource powered by glitter and bad decisions.
- Transparency: We’ll tell you everything… except what we’re actually doing.
Chaos
Iterate faster than reality can object.
Iterate faster than reality can object.
Community
Cook the meme, share the sauce.
Cook the meme, share the sauce.
Skankergy
Glitter-fueled resilience.
Glitter-fueled resilience.
Transparency
We’ll show our work (mostly).
We’ll show our work (mostly).
Manifesto of Skank
“To skank is to exist between irony and enlightenment, wearing heels.”
- Skanking isn’t just a dance—it’s a mindset.
- A rejection of cringe culture.
- An embrace of “yeah, and what about it?”
Skank FAQ
Yes. Also philosophy. Also mild rebellion. Wear comfortable shoes (or don’t).
In theory. In practice it converts directly to glitter, which is already a currency.
Self-awarded. Print your own. Use a font that offends a typographer.
The Future
Meme
Prototype vibes in public.
Profit (theoretically)
Monetize the unmonetizable.
Ascend
Achieve higher drip consciousness.
Meet the Collective
We are many. We have no HR. Our payroll is denominated in vibes and serotonin spikes. Some of us are bots. Some of us are your ex. All of us are inevitable.
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